My beautiful pictures joined with my supab ps skills

The human mind is an extrodinary thing, especially when its bored. I find my creations odd, like the rest of me, but why not.. nothing else to do that comes to mind

Shouldn't we take care of this?

Now if you watch this video, and you can clearly understand that there has been an asteroid doing its own little orbit near the earth for years, and years to come. What happens when its orbit shifts for whatever reason and now we have an asteroid headed towards earth to destroy us all? SHOULDNT we get rid of this?  or have a plan, defences for such a thing. Because out of the whole universe, Nobody thinks something out of the blue can happen at any second to end everything?... but maybe this is the pre-emptive warning that we will all die, and nodoby notices until its too late because the majority of the world is uneducated or doesnt care? who knows, guess we'll all find out one day maybe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGmdSbtkFS0&feature=player_embedded

ODDities of city dwelling

In the great cowgary for over 2 months, and well everyday has been interesting.

~3+ train to person accidents in couple weeks

~Toyota truck hydroplanes infront of my vehicles, does a 180 at 100km/hr right infront of my car and hits guard rail almost like it was in slow motion in the pour rain down highway

~I go from dead stop into center lane, and collide my vehicle with a 300c, totally his fault, now I have 100% liability of the crash and in debt $1200+

~ Doing 60km down a main drag, van matches the speed of my vehicle; my windows rolled down, systems pounding; and guy yells out "Wanna Buy a Stereo System?!" so of course in my curious nature I yell back, "Fuck CHEA!"..... pull into DQ, check if the guys pullin ma leg or wants to rob me.. sure enough here lies a $5200 stereo in box... he says "make me an offer" my reply, "well heres the thing, I dont have any money.. but do have a watch, HAHA" he didnt go for it, drove off lmao

~ Run into former coworker from BC, workin tha fair, get hammed and go to strip club, have peoples drinks stolen right infront of me to stoned and drunk to realize.. which ended that night

~ Bud comes down from the patch Hit the strip club droppin 100s on some hoes

~ Bud comes up from the south, hit Moo strippers, drop couple hundred, get enough posters to cover tha wall

~ Gettin hammered in a 5 tonne moving truck, then mob through town drinkin, then puffin some dro and drankin wit some nat'es by the river... Have some police come strolling through the forest in they Squad car, "guys doing drugs?" "Nope just drinking".. cop replies "thats fine, just no drugs have a good night" and the police car dissapears into the forest HAHA WTF?

~ Police VANS HAHAHAH not paddy wagons, or sheriff van, cop van.. what a joke.. how intimidating can you be rolling up in a van big foigs

.... mo to come

Self Censorship

Call me crazy, I consider myself insanely awsome.. but as a child around people I used to keep my thoughts "pure" just incase that one or more person could read my thoughts... so I would attempt to think different then what I was actually thinking.

But am I the insane one? Im not the one who has a tv show about ghosts or think im psychic or have mystical powers... Well thats a lie because I do think I have been put on this planet to enlighten all of you with my wisdom, and unfortold thoughts and fortune.. but im no psychic and i dont see ghosts. Big FIOGS!

People have always told me, "you think outside of the box"... what I think is, Everybody else is "outside of the box" only a select, devine few are inside the box with me, pun intended, and those who are inside the box will be forever enlightened. Those who arent, well if you follow my blog and life, then You Can Experience The BOX

The right advise

Considering my way is the correct way, I thought to assist my loyal followers in the pursuit of their dreams and aspirations, I will provide any sort of ideas, thoughts and processes to help any one of you.
Post a comment on whatever you wish, and I will assist you on the path of enlightenment, the only way it needs to be done. My Way.

And my apologese for the lack of posts, I will be back in full swing as soon as now! and we can get this show on the road

#5. LXD

Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. Much Music..
#5 of what your asking yourself? 
Answer. The fifth thing that makes my brain actually hurt, the feeling of my braincells commiting suicide.

Other things well:
4. Touching frozen things, its like squeezing cotton balls times a trillion.
3. Cigarettes
2. Chronic
1. A few select women, i group them together because some just have the talent to make me wanna kill maself!

Not to many differences and way to many similarities

Jersey Shore meets My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
enough said.

Normality

Whens the last time you picked up your hoodie and it was about 5x heavier than usual and you found rocks in the pockets?


Well. Its happened to me a few times, this certain case was because of my evening last night.. let me explain.


     So im new to the a big city, spending 15 years of my life in a town of 80ooo people. Which is a large reason why i got the hell out of there, anyways. Going through some rough transitions, partly in the job aspect, as i am currently unemployed I took my last few dollars and bought myself a mickey of alberta pure vodka and predrank before hitting the strip club. Which got in for free cuz the establishment has free passes online to download. Score. An old friend, much older than myself is in town travelling. I dropped in and surprised him earlier, not at the club at his job, and we arranged to meet at the strip joint. Once getting there didnt spot him, so I waited maybe 2 minutes when he came over and said hi just got here. $10 in pocket, beers were on sale $5 each so 2 beers we go. Now I was there for a good hour and a half or more, went out smoked a joint, which now in cowtown I have only smoked up once in a month so hell yea i jumped on that opportunity. (im a bc boi) So if ya didnt know, drinking Then smoking weed takes things to a whole new level, my case usually black out and baad things happen. Sitting beside a pole kinda on its own with a table beside it, everyone I was with left to go have a smoke, which ive managed to quit for a few weeks so i stayed inside, they told me to watch their drinks. Well people came, grabbed the drinks and went off, well I only knew one guy, my old friend, and im stoned and hammered, not paying attention everybody came back.. "wheres our drinks?" so clicked in right infront of me people linched my friends, friends beverages. so there was a brand new korona with lime infront of me nobody touched it and i told my friend to have it. Sat down for maybe 2-3 minutes this dumb trick walks up to me sayin "my friends think you drank their drinks" my reply "well your friends thought wrong".. her reply "oh well we'll check the cameras and prove you wrong" so i assume sure works there or has trick connections... my friend then turns to me sayin i think that he was lookin for a good brawl, so I told him to keep his beer bottle just incase something goes down. he left to another table aha and i see the chick talkin to a table of guys and everybody now lookin at me.. so time to go lol.  walked over to buddy, said pleasure seein ya again, and take care on your journey, catchya later..


Got around the corner of strip club expecting people to follow me which immediately I look in my surrounding environment for weapons, closest thing is rocks along side the A&W. so fill up good handful each pocket and start my 4 block walk home.  always lookin over my shoulders, walk through bright lights, preferably in areas with cameras for evidence if shit happened. Growin up in my old town had very high crime rate and many mobs of people walkin the streets lookin to scrap and stomp ppl so I always check ma shit... but anything or anyone come up on me you getting a mouth full of broken teeth and rocks then i bounce. Good thing it didnt come to that last night so made it home safe...   woke up at 8am, the time i was supposed to be across the city at a new job.. so went back to sleep. 


Went to go to walmart pickup some junk and discovered the rocks and wham! thought my memory wud make a good blog. 


Keep ya thoughts on me and ma page, and ill continue to have so oddities and strange stories to entertain.
AFK ciao

The Start To A New

     As the greatest new entity to this devine thing we call the internet and blogging, Ill set a few things straight first. 
You have made a wise decision on following me, because there is no others who will be more entertaining, more truthful, insightful, and enlightening. 


     I will give my full opinion as I am entitled to, and if you have an issue with it, I dont care. If you wish to bother me about it, well again I dont care, stop reading then. No one is forcing you to, so dont bother me. I have always had a passion for writing and i suppose Ill put it to use. But im not the best at spelling, better then most i believe, horrible grammer and punctuation or whatever again dont care. 


     Im not familiar to this realm, so Ill do it my way, the right way, so you follow, youll be doing it right too. My thoughts Ill post, interesting things I find or memories which are well laughable, pictures, videos, links, whatever suits my needs. 


Tell all of your friends about this blog, as it will soon explode and be the next best thing.
Ciao for now